Conspiracy? What Disney Conspiracy?

Uh...hi again Disney.

Just heard about your new Walt Disney World Moms' Panel - talk about an amazing opportunity for a select few of those who love Disney World to share their enthusiasm with your guests! Of course, I had to apply - I promise you won't find anyone who can describe Cinderella's Castle in better detail. And having eaten my way around Epcot on more than one occasion, I can outline the walking paths that will maximize caloric usage, allowing guests to stuff themselves and still fit into their clothes at the end of their stay - now there's a valuable service for your guests!

I hope you'll seriously consider me for the job...after you recognize my last post on Hannah Montana/the world domination of the Disney brand as the tongue-in-cheek bit of humor I absolutely meant it to be. I can also promise you that on only a few occasions in my life have I actually been nekkid, and no video or photographic evidence of those events exist - I'm old enough to safely say that no one actually had that equipment when I was in college. (Thank you, God.)

Love ya, Disney - the Mouse rules! :-)