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The scene: our master bathroom. Two-year-old Princess Grace proudly sitting atop her "Royal Throne." (I'm not kidding - this little potty plays a fanfare when you sit down and when you make a deposit. Seriously - it's hysterical.)
Princess Grace: "Mommy! Mommy! Go poopy!"
Idiot mommy moment coming up.
Me: "That's awesome! Show me!"
PG: "Okay."
She stands up (and the next part happens in slow motion, with me saying "Noooooooooo" and lunging toward her in a vain attempt to stop the inevitable - I'm sure you can imagine the scene), sticks her hand in the potty, grabs a handful of poop and says, "See?"
Sigh. Yes, I see. After I quietly and discreetly upchuck, let's go soak your hand in a tub of Germ-X and take a couple of disinfectant soap baths while Mommy writes 100 times, "I will not ask my two-year-old stupid questions."
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3 comments:
LOL! That's excellent. Make sure she knows she doesn't have to show you everytime!
Hilarious! That almost made my eyes pop out of my head! I gave up on The Royal Potty and make 'em use the real one that really flushes. I couldn't stand all the dumping and sanitizing. Ick.
Hillarious. I just choked on my coffee. THANKS!
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