Where Have I Been Lately?

I haven't been writing much lately. Why is this? Choose your favorite excuse:

A) "I'm not in the mood." - This one stopped working with the hubby a looooong time ago, leading me to move next to "I'm tired, " then to "Making sure your dirty clothes actually get to the hamper rather than a 10 foot radius around it is the best foreplay." Lo and behold, ladies, that will actually motivate men to use a clothes hamper - who knew? Now I've moved to just channeling Alicia Silverstone in "Clueless:" "Get off me! Ugh - as if!" Ego-smashing for hubby, yes, but it does get me to sleep at least 15 minutes faster every night - and that is, of course, worth being called an icy shrew. At least I'm a well-rested one.

B) "I have nothing to write about." - In other words, I'm starting to think too much about this blog and feeling pressure to actually entertain y'all. I know, I know - don't think, just write. It's way funnier that way - mostly because I'm much more likely to slip up and write something really embarrassing. (See answer A).

C) "I'm being lazy." - Uh, yeah. It's summer. Sue me. Y'all aren't knockin' yourselves out commenting either. Of course, that could be because I'm not writing anything interesting, which brings me back to answer B, which makes me anxious, which makes me want to kick back an extra Prozac and just hide under the covers - which is actually just me being lazy...I'm seeing a pattern here.

Don't worry - I'm still more motivated to write than I am to actually do something about my flabby, pasty thighs. Which isn't saying much, considering the ice cream I just shoved down my throat, but for y'all, I'll do my best. :-)