Mexican Adventure - Pt. 2

I've been writing while sitting on the previously mentioned balcony because we have been unable to figure out how to get out of our room due to a seriously heavy-duty lock. Exhibit A:

We're hoping room service will hoist a basket up soon.

OK, full disclosure: so we're not still trapped in our room. It did, however, take us about ten minutes to figure out exactly how to unlock the lock - and no, smart aleck, it did not unlock the same way we locked it. And no, we had not imbibed anything other than water. Although we actually might have done better if we had.